Where to Find the Epsilon Program Cars in GTA 5: A Complete Guide to Kifflom!

The Epsilon Program in Grand Theft Auto 5 is notorious for its bizarre and satirical take on cults, offering players a series of side missions that are as humorous as they are perplexing. For those seeking the “Kifflom!” Trophy or Achievement, delving into this celebrity-endorsed cult is mandatory. This guide will walk you through every step of the Epsilon Program missions, with a special focus on where to find the Epsilon Program cars, ensuring you not only complete this unique storyline but also locate all the required vehicles with ease.

GTA 5 Epsilon Missions Walkthrough: Your Path to Enlightenment (and Kifflom!)

Initiating Your Spiritual Journey: How to Start the Epsilon Missions

To begin your journey with the Epsilon Program, you first need to progress through the main storyline until you complete the mission Father and Son. Once this is done, Michael De Santa will gain access to the Epsilon Program website. Grab your in-game phone, navigate to the internet app, or use any computer in Los Santos. Use the EyeFind search engine and type in “Epsilon”. Click on the top search result to reach the Epsilon Program website. You’ll be prompted to fill out an evaluation form – don’t worry about your answers, they don’t influence the mission progression. After submitting the form, the Epsilon Program will contact Michael, setting you on the path to enlightenment and the first mission.

Seeking the Truth: The Red Truck Revelation

Following your online evaluation, a question mark icon will appear in Raton Canyon on your map. Head to this location to find the mysterious red truck. This mission, titled “Seeking the Truth,” is essentially a brief cutscene. Simply locate the red truck to trigger the scene and move onto the next stage of your Epsilon journey.

Shortly after, you’ll receive an email requesting a $500 donation to the Church of Epsilon. To proceed further and unlock the next mission, revisit the Epsilon website and make this initial donation. Consider it your first step towards spiritual clarity – albeit an expensive one.

Accepting the Truth: The $5,000 Enlightenment Fee

Once your initial donation is processed, keep an eye on your map for the Epsilon logo to reappear. This marks the location for the “Accepting the Truth” mission. Travel to the designated spot to meet Marnie, your Epsilon contact. Marnie will inform you that further enlightenment requires a more substantial donation of $5,000. Yes, it’s time to open your wallet again. Go back to the Epsilon website and make another donation, this time for $5,000, to continue your quest for truth.

Assuming the Truth: Stealing the Epsilon Program Cars

Another Epsilon symbol will soon pop up in Grapeseed, indicating the start of the “Assuming the Truth” mission. Head to Grapeseed to meet Marnie once more. This mission involves acquiring five specific vehicles for high-ranking Epsilon members. These aren’t just any cars; they are special vehicles that you’ll need to locate and deliver. The five Epsilon Program cars you need to find are:

Pegassi Vacca
Benefactor Surano
Declasse Tornado
Enus Super Diamond
Dinka Double-T

Finding these cars might seem daunting, but they are parked in specific, relatively easy-to-find locations around Los Santos and Blaine County. Knowing where to find these Epsilon Program cars is key to quickly completing this mission. Here are the exact locations:

Pegassi Vacca Location: Parked in a driveway in Rockford Hills.

Benefactor Surano Location: Parked in a small parking lot in Rockford Hills, near a clothing store.

Declasse Tornado Location: Parked outside a body shop in Rancho.

Enus Super Diamond Location: Parked behind a building in Rockford Hills, near Portola Drive.

Dinka Double-T Location: Parked at the LifeInvader offices in Rockford Hills.

Once you have located and delivered all five Epsilon Program cars to the designated location, this mission will conclude, and you’ll be one step closer to Kifflom! Another Epsilon logo will soon appear on your map, signaling the next mission.

Chasing the Truth: The Search for Alien Artifacts

Follow the new Epsilon logo to begin “Chasing the Truth.” Marnie and Jimmy will task you with finding three items believed to be of extraterrestrial origin. Similar to the cars, finding these items is straightforward if you know where to look. You need to locate:

A TV
A Battery
A Boot

These items are all located relatively close to each other, making this a quick scavenger hunt.

TV Location: Northwest of the starting point, along a fence in Raton Canyon.

Battery Location: North of the TV location, near the dry riverbed in Raton Canyon, by some bushes.

Boot Location: Southeast of the battery location, at a picnic spot in Raton Canyon.

After collecting all three “alien artifacts,” you’ll be asked to make another donation of $10,000 for further enlightenment. Access the Epsilon website once more and donate $10,000 (you can do this in two $5,000 transactions) to unlock the next mission.

Bearing the Truth: The Epsilon Robes and Ten Days of Devotion

When the Epsilon logo reappears, head to the location to start “Bearing the Truth.” Marnie’s next task is to have you wear Epsilon robes for ten full in-game days. First, you need to purchase these robes from the Epsilon website for a staggering $25,000. Once purchased, they will be delivered to Michael’s wardrobe after one in-game day cycle.

To fast-track the ten days, use Michael’s bed to sleep repeatedly. Each sleep cycle significantly advances time. Keep sleeping until ten days have passed, and a new mission will become available.

Delivering the Truth: The Aerial Pilgrimage

This mission, “Delivering the Truth,” is straightforward. Go to the Epsilon logo to meet Torn, who instructs you to fly a plane to a specific airfield. Simply enter the provided plane and fly it to the marked destination to complete this mission quickly.

Exercising the Truth: The Five-Mile Desert Run

Another Epsilon logo will appear, leading you to “Exercising the Truth.” Make sure Michael is wearing the Epsilon robes and head to the location to meet the Epsilon crew. Before meeting the leader, Cris Formage, you must run five miles in the desert. Yes, literally run.

You have two methods to complete this:

Active Method: Hold down the run button and manually run five miles across the desert until the game notifies you of completion.
Passive Method: Use a rubber band to secure the thumbstick forward and weigh down the run button, allowing Michael to run automatically. Leave your game and return later to find the task completed.

Choose your preferred method. Once the five miles are covered, you’ll receive a call for the final Epsilon mission.

Unknowing the Truth: The Final Enlightenment (and the Big Decision)

“Unknowing the Truth” is the culmination of your Epsilon journey. You are summoned to the Epsilon Center by Cris Formage himself. Ensure Michael is in his Epsilon robes and has at least $50,000 in his bank account. This money is supposedly for Epsilon investments.

After the cutscene and handing over your $50,000, follow Cris’ security detail to the designated drop-off point. Here, you face a crucial choice:

Complete Enlightenment: Leave the car at the drop zone as instructed to finish your Epsilon Program journey “correctly.”
Steal the Money: Eliminate Cris’ security and steal the car, making off with the $50,000 (and potentially more) inside.

If you choose to steal the car, be prepared for a chase, including a helicopter. Using explosives like RPGs or sticky bombs to take down the helicopter quickly is recommended. Escape the cops or Epsilon guards, and the mission ends. Regardless of your choice, you will earn the “Kifflom!” achievement or trophy, marking your enlightenment – or rebellious departure – from the Epsilon Program.

GTA 5 Epsilon Tract Locations: Optional Collectibles for the Truly Devoted

Epsilon Tract Locations: Unearthing More Truth

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After completing the Epsilon Program missions, Marnie will begin sending clues about Epsilon Tracts. There are 10 tracts to find in total, with Marnie sending a new clue after each discovery. Finding these tracts is optional and doesn’t offer any in-game rewards beyond the satisfaction of completion. However, for dedicated collectors or those seeking to explore more of GTA 5’s world, here are all the Epsilon Tract locations:

Tract #1 – Mount Chiliad Summit

The first tract is located at the top of Mount Chiliad, on the observation deck.

Tract #2 – Palomino Highlands Shipwreck

Dive into the bay off the east coast of Palomino Highlands to find a shipwreck. The second tract is on the ocean floor near the wreck.

Tract #3 – Northern Island

Head to the large northern island at the very top of the map to find this tract.

Tract #4 – Mount Chiliad Tunnel Entrance

At the south entrance of the Mount Chiliad tunnel, proceed inside until you find a small set of steps. The tract is at the top of these steps, against a door.

Tract #5 – Little Seoul Church

Find the old church in north Little Seoul. The tract is located at the base of the building.

Tract #6 – Paleto Cove Sonar Collections Dock

In Paleto Cove, go to the Sonar Collections Dock. At the end of the dock, descend the short steps to find the tract.

Tract #7 – Richman Mansion Driveway

In Richman, locate the exquisite mansion at the northern edge of the district. The tract is on the private driveway, inside a set of stairs before the mansion entrance.

Tract #8 – Mount Chiliad Slope

Return to Mount Chiliad. This tract is near the location of Tract #1, just down the slope under a tree.

Tract #9 – Maze Bank Tower Roof

You’ll need a helicopter to reach the Maze Bank Tower, the tallest building in Los Santos. The tract is on the rooftop.

Tract #10 – Pacific Bluffs Cemetery Lake

In the southeast part of Pacific Bluffs, find the cemetery. The final tract is next to an island grave in the lake at the center of the cemetery.

Congratulations on completing the Epsilon Program missions and potentially finding all the Epsilon Tracts! Kifflom!